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Nothing fancy. Card, candy and flowers. She values the card more than anything. I always have to find a good one.
Stuck.
- Thread starter Mike Pailliotet
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"google" romantic quotes, then type it in script, and fold it inside of the card with a note that says:
"No card could say it as well as this...."
Works every time!
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lol
She knows me too well. Together for 34 years, she will know I copied it.
I'll have to Google an Andrew Dice poem, more my style.
ok, next time!
She knows me too well. Together for 34 years, she will know I copied it.
I'll have to Google an Andrew Dice poem, more my style.
ok, next time!
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Cutting back this year. Cards are stupid and over priced. Spending more on candy is where it's at.
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All I know about wimminz is that if you feed them regularly, the rest just sorta works itself out.
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cause Jimmy's wife is diabetic. Guess who gets the candy.
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One of my favorite quotes from "The Mountain Man", also a movie called "Jeremiah Johnson"
"A woman's breast is the hardest rock the Almighty ever made, and I can find no sign on it"
That's not poetry, but in 60 years, I haven't heard it said better.
"A woman's breast is the hardest rock the Almighty ever made, and I can find no sign on it"
That's not poetry, but in 60 years, I haven't heard it said better.
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Sounds like tough titties to me. But what do I know, I'm a leg man.
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Yup....
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My van is uglier.
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There will be plenty of chocolate candy half price on Friday. Yum
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lol
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I've been in that airport a lot. I don't know what it is about DFW and ORD but I can NEVER get in or out of either airport on time. Last week I was an hour late to a layover in ORD and my flight out of ORD was canceled and my new flight was delayed 5 hours, so I picked up a car and drove. I had a lay over in DFW on my way home last week and was delayed 2.5 hours. I had a layover in ORD last night and I was there 15 minutes early, but was delayed out of there 2 hours. Tomorrow I have a layover in DFW and I'm crossing my fingers I will be out on time but I doubt I will be.
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Talk about overpriced, I paid seven bucks for a card that literally
said, from my heart
to yours 
Can’t over buy for your
I know, I’m a porty owner too
said, from my heart
to yours Can’t over buy for your
I know, I’m a porty owner too
I use to love it when my wife worked out of town on VD.
Everything was half off the next day.
Had to pay full price this year.
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Pay more for a direct flight.
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North of the Wall are we.
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That's almost impossible now days. The airlines have cut so much on their routes to save money it's nuts. I guess he could always charter a private jet.
